Corey: Let me say Mr. Baggins, that I have been a huge fan of yours for a long time.
Bilbo: Thank you. Please call me Bilbo.
Corey: Ok, Bilbo it is. I must say Bilbo, I really thought your feet would be bigger.
Bilbo: Hahaha. Yes, I get that a lot. The movie adaptation of my journey really took some liberties there.
Corey: Do you consider yourself a super hero?
Bilbo: I did for a while there. Ultimately it is why I decided to give up the ring.
Corey: Really? Interesting. You gave up the ring because of that? I thought it was because it needed to destroyed so it didn’t fall into the wrong hands.
Bilbo: That is all BS. We could have easily used the ring to take out the Great Enemy. We could still have it now. I would be considered….(long pause)
Bilbo: Let’s not talk about the ring. I’m still a little pissed about it still.
Corey: Sorry, no problem. I didn’t mean too. (interrupted)
Bilbo: Ok, move on.
Corey: What was it like to travel with elves and dwarves?
Bilbo: It was a rocky start with the dwarves, but over the journey we truly became friends. Great group really.
Corey: And the Elves?
Bilbo: Did you even read my book or did you just see the movie?! I’m not even going to dignify that with an answer.
Corey: Wow, you really are still pissed about the ring.
Bilbo: Yes, but I also get pissed when people ask me questions about the movie rather than my book.
Corey: I forgot that Legolas was not part of your book.
Bilbo: No sir. I know him though. Talk about a dude that likes himself a bunch. I heard that he begged to be represented in the movie so people would still love him. It may just be a rumor though.
Corey: What about Azog and the pack of orcs that were chasing you. What was that experience like.
Bilbo: Common man. I am seriously questioning why I agreed to this interview. I have to stop responding to tweet requests for interviews.
Corey: Haha! I was only kidding on that one. I know they were not part of your book.
Corey: I will however ask you about the goblins.
Bilbo: That was an awful experience really. The smell was…it was…lets just say the worst I have ever smelled.
Corey: Your story is really a coming of age story. I often tell people you are my favorite literary character of all time. From your sheepish start to your heroic finish, I truly became a fan.
Bilbo: Thank you for that. It was a difficult journey to say the least. I at times had to wrestle with my own decision making to ensure that I was honoring and true to my team. In the end I decided it would be better to live this adventure with them than die dreaming of the adventure I could have had. The only way to do that was to face my fears and move forward.
Corey: Just a couple of more questions.
Corey: Smaug. Lets talk about Smaug.
Bilbo: I have been waiting for some questions about Smaug.
Corey: What was it like to come face-to-face with a freakin’ dragon?!
Bilbo: HaHaHa! I was tested there for sure. It was life changing. Dragons are super intelligent and very nasty. They are like super villains really.
Corey: Yes, Smaug was impressive.
Corey: The final battle was awesome.
Bilbo: I think so now, but in the moment, it was horrible. As you notice, I am not the biggest fellow. This was the most intense time of my life. I was happy we prevailed, but didn’t think I was going to make it out alive.
Corey: In the end, you made off with quite a bit of gold.
Bilbo: I did ok.
Corey: Just ok?
Bilbo: Maybe slightly better than ok.
Corey: Come on Bilbo, how’d you do?
Bilbo: I made off like a “burglar.” Get it, burglar. HAHAHAHA!
Corey: HA!
You need to quit your job and start writing for HollyWood. Did you think of this in a afternoon. Please let us know how your mind came to this excellent conversation.
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Lol. It came to me a couple of days ago and I wrote it this morning. I have another that I will do with Mary Poppins. Maybe I will do a series of them.
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