Corey: Hey, I really appreciate you having this chat with me today.

Mary: It is my pleasure.

Corey: You look really nice today.

Mary: Thank you.

Corey: Most people come dressed much more casually for these.

Mary: Well, I’m pretty traditional English.

Corey: So you are. I do appreciate you dressing up though.

Mary: Are you hitting on me?

Corey: What?!

Mary: I’m seeing someone.

Corey: I’m married. But, now that you opened the door, is it that chimney sweep guy?

Mary: Hey, I mentioned to your producers that I was not going to talk about him.

Corey: So it is Bert?

Mary: I’m done with this interview.

Corey: Wait, we haven’t started the interview yet. Please sit back down. I will stick closer to the script.

Mary: Closer? Have you actually ever interviewed anyone?

Corey: Yes, of course.

Mary: Who?

Corey: My first guest was Mr. Bilbo Baggins.

Mary: He isn’t even a real person.

Corey: No, he is a Halfling. A Hobbit.

Mary: What is a Hobbit?

Corey: It is an honor and a pleasure to have the great Mary Poppins on my show.

Mary: Show? Where is the camera?

Corey: Has anyone ever told you that you look strikingly like Maria from The Sound Of Music?

Mary: Honestly, No.

Corey: I mean the similarities don’t stop there. You both take care of children, you both sing songs that get stuck in your head and…

Mary: I have no idea what you are talking about.

Corey: Have you always been magical?

Mary: As long as I can remember.

Corey: I totally wish I could clean a room with magic.

Mary: I’m sure you do.

Corey: That was kind of rude.

Mary: Have you listened to any of this interview?

Corey: Does a spoonful of sugar really help the medicine go down, the medicine go down?

Mary: Yes.

Corey: How do you spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Mary: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Corey: I was hoping you would sing it.

Mary: Have you heard the song? I don’t spell it in the song.

Corey: Oh. Sorry.

Corey: So, again, I would be not honoring my listeners if I didn’t ask about your relationship with Mr. Chim Chim Cher-ee himself.

Mary: What listeners? Nobody is recording this.

Corey: Ok, can I call you a cab or did you bring your umbrella?

Mary: Good Day Sir!