Corey: Please welcome the great Batman to the show!

Bruce: With whom are you talking?

Corey: It is just for effect.

Bruce: I thought this would be in a nicer place.

Corey: I know, it’s not a cave, but bear with me.

Bruce: Ah, funny guy.

Corey: So, Bruce, why do you talk with such a deeper and gravely voice when you are Batman?

Bruce: The neck piece is a bit tighter than I would like it to be.

Corey: Why don’t you loosen it?

Bruce: If it is any looser it makes my neck look weird.

Corey: By whose standards? I don’t think those of us you are saving would care much about that.

Bruce: When you design a suit, you can have it fit like you want it to.

Corey: What do you think about Iron Man’s suit?

Bruce: Which one?

Corey: I guess Mark #51.

Bruce: It’s nice, I guess.

Corey: Nice. It is freakin’ amazing. Have you seen all the stuff it can do? I mean..

Bruce: Ok, got it. You like it. Look, if I spent a billion dollars on my suit it would be..

Corey: Be what? Able to fly?

Bruce: Maybe.

Corey: Do you know how to develop that kind of technology?

Bruce: I could figure it out.

Corey: Really? If you could figure it out, why don’t you just have it? I mean you are Batman. Bats can fly, can’t they?

Bruce: Do you have any other questions?

Corey: Yes.

Corey: What is the deal with Robin?

Bruce: Don’t go there.

Corey: I mean boy wonder? Don’t you think it is odd that you are hanging out with a boy?

Bruce: He is not a boy.   It is just the nickname.

Corey: Why do you need a sidekick?

Bruce: I don’t.

Corey: But you have one.

Bruce: Yes, but you didn’t ask why I have one, you asked why I NEED one. I don’t NEED one.

Corey: Ok, why do you have one?

Bruce: I needed someone to lighten things up. I am a pretty serious guy.

Corey: You just said needed.

Bruce: Move on.

Corey: Whose weapons are better, yours or Iron Man’s?

Bruce: Mine.

Corey: What makes you think so?

Bruce: They haven’t let me down yet.

Corey: But Stark Industries makes weapons.

Bruce: I know. I use some of them.

Corey: Really? Awesome.

Bruce: No, not really. I make my own stuff.

Corey: That was lame.

Bruce: I have all kinds of weapons, plus the Bat mobile, the Bat Plane, you name it and I have it.

Corey: But Iron Man can fly.

Bruce: He does have that going for him.

Corey: What is your beef with Superman?

Bruce: He is arrogant. Loves himself. Thinks he is God.

Corey: Sounds like someone else I know.

Bruce: Oh, so you have met Tony Stark.

Corey: I meant…

Bruce: I know who you meant. Don’t forget who I am. I don’t really know you and you have not earned the right to be disrespectful to me.

Corey: Are you threatening me? On my own show?

Bruce: Call it what you want, just tread lightly here, son.

Corey: Back to Superman. It seems like all you super heroes should get along better.

Bruce: We do when we have to. We all have our own way of doing things.

Corey: Why did you design your suit to be tights?

Bruce: I don’t wear tights.

Corey: You totally do. Look at this picture.

Bruce: That isn’t me. That is Adam West from the 1960s TV show.

Corey: So. You must have worn tights in the 60s.

Bruce: We all did things in the 60s we aren’t proud of.

Corey: Not me, I wasn’t born yet.

Bruce: No, I guess not, but I am sure in 40 years when you look back on this show you will know what I am talking about.
Corey: That was rude.

Bruce: I’m not sure you even really know what that means. Do you even pay attention to these interviews?

Corey: Sometimes. I have a short attention span.

Bruce: I can tell.

Corey: Looks like I’m going to really need to edit this show before it airs.

Bruce: Where does it air?

Corey: I’m not really sure actually.

Bruce: Does any one even see it?

Corey: I have a couple loyalish followers.

Bruce: Who, your mother?

Corey: Maybe. You are really not that nice of a guy.
Bruce: Do you have more questions?

Corey: I don’t know. You have me a bit flustered.

Bruce: Well?

Corey: Yes. Why are you considered a super hero and not a vigilante?

Bruce: Marketing and my great wealth, but mostly marketing.

Corey: Don’t you think it is odd that as one that can’t fly you wear a cape?

Bruce: I’m Batman. It completes the suit.

Corey: But it is just an accessory.

Bruce: So is a watch.

Corey: Then wear a watch.
Bruce: I do.

Corey: That was a rhetorical statement.

Bruce: BAM! I’m out of here.