- Parent of the year award is kind of like a participation trophy. You don’t have to do anything special to earn it. It comes with the mug.
- If you can see your phone without extending your arm completely, you do not need glasses yet.
- People will really never understand what your actual job is unless they do it too.
- Apple is better than Android. Even when Apple fails to impress, they still are in the lead.
- Homework time has proven to be an awful experience for both the 2nd grader (enter your own child’s grade here) AND his/her parents. I actually can’t speak about how this is with girls, but with boys..Whew!
- If you have not read/listened to the Hobbit, do so. The movies were great, but the book was a masterpiece. (Bilbo Baggins Rules!)
- Do something weekly outside of work that allows you to be creative.
- Working out is not fun, but neither is brushing your teeth. You should however, do both regularly. I would say twice daily on the brushing thing.
- You don’t need to tear down others to build yourself up. Seriously, it won’t hurt you to be nice. Just be nice.
- Seriously, Apple is better. When was the last time you saw people waiting in line to get the newest non-Apple product?
- Picking your nose in public is nasty. However, if we see you do it, we will chuckle at your expense. Maybe even point. If we are with others, we will talk about you. Hmm. Maybe this is kind of like your 15 minutes of fame. Pick away.
- Staying current with technology is like regularly swimming in the fountain of youth.
- Not staying current with technology makes you old before your time. Weird how that works.
- Mythbusters is still awesome. Even without Tory, Grant and Kari.
- Thursday Night NFL makes the week better.
- It’s strange how everyone is a bad driver except you.
- Even if you don’t think they deserve it, show them grace. It is better for your heart and soul.
Corey Loucy 